Addendum

Stardate: 16 Hune* 2011 (*Hutt Universal Calendar)
Reporting:  Clagg Mondrehegan (aka KPW) from Queequeg's on Mon Calimari while eating
the Galaxy Famous Rosencranz Squid washed down by Land Shark Lager.

In an astonishing two parlay sweep, the Hutts under direction of His
Supreme Huttness Trilby, sallied forth (or shall I say slid forth) to points
across the sectors to overwhelm Rebel and Imperial Forces in a hostile take over
of six planets.

"The mercenary led sweep of 6 Resource Planets in one turn is
unprecented.", pouted Commander Vane.  "Several of my most trusted commanders were forced
to commit hara-kiri mit der Blitzen sabres because of our infuriated
Emperor."  "The Rebel Forces under Ric of Casa Querque, were a pestilence in
themselves.  Annoying like so many gadflies, we were about to crush them like so
many roaches under our imperial heels when the green tsunami swept over the
systems."  It is rumored that more than one commander was immediately
disheartened, dismayed and crying over his beer and immediately sent to frozen
siberian tundra gulags of Hoth.

Claims are made that the Emperor was in the Beyond negotiating alliances
with the Borg, rumors perhaps, but disturbing none the less.

His Supreme Huttness Trilby was non-plussed about the Hutts recent
advancements into here-to-fore uncharted territory, apparently because he does not
want to divulge his strategy.  But sources close to the spice mining concerns
on Kessel claim a rare spice alters the genetic code of Hutts in several
ways allowing for the un-precented numbers and aggressiveness of the more
often domicile Hutts.  The first is a fast and tremendous growth rate followed
spontaneous mitotic bilateral fission splitting the Hutt into multiple
daughter clone Hutts.  (Imagine the tonnage of green slime that must be hauled
away.)  The spice addiction has two known verifiable side effects;  the first
being overt aggression, which was apparent with the overwhelming of our star
systems by the Green Hordes.  The second is related to Numb Tongue and
Elephantile Digitalis.  Both cause swelling of the tongue and digits.  I imagine
it makes it difficult to unzip your trousers, if Hutts have trousers.
"Believe you me," when I say, "Those are not the pants I am looking for."

Meanwhile unconfirmed  sources state that Princess Leia is about to be
released.  She has been held  captive for months by the notorious Sith Surly
(who was present in his ever supreme petulance during the recent Hutt
campaign).  Compound sources speculate that she became a Mata Hari, feeding intel to
Trilby himself when she was informed that the Rebel forces were about to be
overwhelmed and assimilated.  Furious at her betrayal and unable the wreak
revenge upon so important a hostage Surly is in predicament especially when
Trilby toyed with holographic likeness of the princess, making rude gestures
with it.

Sith Surly is now assuming command of the famed 3rd Imperial Legion, being
rewarded for his bad behavior displayed during the recent campaign.  "That
is how it is in the Imperial Star Navy", confided a Captain who wished to
remain anonymous.  "We are sore losers and reward bad behavior because that is
the nature of the Empire."  "And beware, there will be another galaxy,
another time, and another conquering."  A twisted Peter Principle if I may say so
myself.

And in their haughty arrogance, the High Council of Hutts, are now
demanding the Imperial Senate to replace the Imperial Calendar with their own which
includes Hanuary instead of January commemorating the carbonizing of Han
Solo.

Now back to my Rosenkranz Squid before it goes cold.  Clagg Mondrehegan
reporting for Stars