Black Hole Engulfs Risk Game

In a bizarre twist of intergalactic karma, when the Death Star fired its destruct-o-matic ray at Balmorra last night, it ignited some kind of hyper-spatial cascade of high energy particles.  These seem to have focused on the game board itself and the result was a peculiar ignition of a dark energy source.  From our vantage only a few feet away, it would be described as a "black hole."

Apparently, it was small enough that Hawking radiation caused it to sublimate within a few seconds.  Kent was able to capture the aftermath with his Canon, which shows a totally destroyed Star Wars Risk game set and a severely ruined dining room table.

Fortunately for us, there was little smoke (apparently sucked into the mini-black hole itself) and no damage to we humans or the cats.