Thursday, July 29, 2010

The Revenge of Duro

All I can do is shake my head in disbelief.  Last week the Evil Empire led by Sith Wood walloped the Rebels and kept the Hutts crippled.  After seven rounds, the Hutts were gaining some light traction, edging towards a monopoly of resource planets.  But meanwhile the Storm Troopers hammered the Rebels down to their last stronghold, Duro.

Twice Generalissimo LaBan fended off overwhelming odds, but it looked like eventually his luck would run out.  Instead, he cashed in three faction cards for 7 troops.  This motley force struck out from Duro towards the Midrim in a desperate bid to take out star bases.  Indeed he did, including at the very last, the star base protected by the Death Star.  Taking a "One in a Million" shot, the Death Star was destroyed and shortly afterwards, its single garrison surrendered.  To everyone's surprise the Emperor was revealed.  Victory:  Rebels.

Needless-to-say, Sith Wood was beside himself having come so close to winning control of the galaxy.  He has disavowed playing the Empire for a long, long time.  The era of Sith Wood, Horak the Hutt, and Generalissimo LaBan is at an end.  This week it will be Kent the Hutt, Darth Horak, and Deputy Rebel Leader LaBan. 

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